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IF CHURCH WERE MORE LIKE BASEBALL

May 18, 2017
IF CHURCH WERE MORE LIKE BASEBALL:
1. Pastors battling preaching pride would flip their water bottles after sticking a closing line and walk off stage…
2. Pastors would be doused with Gatorade after particularly good Easter sermons…
3. The pastor’s favorite hymn would play as he/she walks up to the pulpit…
4. Congregations would do the wave when the sermon got a bit slow…
5. ATTENDANCE ABOVE REPLACEMENT would be a major metric when determining pastor’s salaries…
6. Pastors and staffs would communicate during church services with their bibles covering their mouths…
7. Relief preachers would come in to finish sermons when the starting preacher begins to fade…
8. People would dream of sitting in the front row…
Shane Baseball Card
Rev. Shane L. Bishop is the Sr. Pastor of Christ Church in Fairview Heights, Illinois.
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