IF CHURCH WERE MORE LIKE BASEBALL:

1. Worship Directors would flip their water bottles after concluding a “home run” set and slowly jog off stage. 2. Preachers would be doused with iced Gatorade in huge orange coolers by their staffs after particularly good Easter sermons… 3. A measure or two of the liturgist’s favorite hymn or praise song would play asContinue reading “IF CHURCH WERE MORE LIKE BASEBALL:”

If Church Were More Like Baseball…

IF CHURCH WERE MORE LIKE BASEBALL: 1. Pastors would flip their water bottles after knocking a sermon “out of the park” and slowly jog off stage. 2. Worship Directors would be doused with iced Gatorade after particularly good Easter services. 3. Preacher’s would have a “walk up” song. 4. Congregations would do the wave whenContinue reading “If Church Were More Like Baseball…”

Ripping the name off the back of the uniform…

I am a St. Louis Cardinal fan.  It is not mandatory that I do not like the Yankees (as juxtaposed with our signed covenant to hate the Cubs); but I somewhat resent the Yankees.  They have an infinite amount of money to spend in the building of their team and the Cardinals have to doContinue reading “Ripping the name off the back of the uniform…”